a pick up line worth slashing my hand over

I thought long and hard if I wanted to write this second little snippet of my weekend away. And I thought...Uh...yep, cause if you thought I would only write once about the city I love, you my friend--are mistaken.

Saturday, I got to see and experience first hand social life amongst people who work for the government and lawyers, and the like do when gathered together at a BBQ.   They eat; like regular people.  I know, weird.  They drink cheap beer, eat potato salad, and tell hilarious boy stories like the story I had about the night before when this guy comes up to me and says-- "hey....where you from?" Me: California, I'm just visiting for the weekend.  Him:I work for the Department of Defense, make $80,000 a year and drive an Audi."  Me: ( cough ) ba-hull-shit. As I was talking to this guy it comes out that he in fact doesn't work at the Department of Defense, but he's in the ARMY, that's a far cry from what he had stated 5 minutes earlier.   The girls at the BBQ found that part to be hilarious.. This was his pick up line, I wondered how many girls it worked on..... "Wooowwwww you drive an AUDI....that's crazy, take me now!!!" I mean seriously!  But the best part, was this guy, grabs my waist and says to me "Oh you're mine tonight....I wanna $%# you so bad."  When did guys turn to douche bag kings?!  Who told this guy that it was okay to talk to a girl like this?!  I was laughing so hard I dropped my glass of Jack and Coke, sliced my hand on the broken glass, and skiddadled out of there, pronto like.

That was my story to these girls from the night before.  I couldn't help but think--I hope tonight's batch of boys are a little bit more classy!